Cunt-me Cunt

This unfortunately common cunt treats you like a cunt and the more kindness, empathy, tolerance or pity you offer, these often desperately lonely fuckers, the more they cunt you off. Eventually you realise that the only way to stop yourself being cunted is to become the cunter yourself.

What a fucking cunt.

Jukebox Cunt

A person who looks over your shoulder whilst you are attending to the jukebox altar and tries to tell you what to put on while often insisting that they respect your musical taste. Not your personal space, just your musical taste, which they respect so fucking much they feel need to change it.

These cunts often put the same shit on every time they attend the altar and will bore the fucking liver of any poor cunt that'll listen about their choices. And they will only get the message when you bluntly point out that their behaviour is akin to telling a man where to point his fucking cock when he is having a piss.

What a fucking cunt.